Right now I feel as though I crossed the street and some truck driver fell unconsious due to a big allergic shock and didn't stop at the traffic lights and rolled his truck over my face.
...I bet he was allergic to the beer he drank while he drove.

What the.
My head doesn't work right right now. I spend all day on the character analysis of the derranged murderer in the book we're reading in German class. That dude's mind works like the truck driver's after six cans of beer behind the weel.
..I ended up writing a six page essay in that tiny handwriting of mine. D:
WHY
WHY DID I DO THAT
I didn't have to.

I just painted one of my nails purple. Should I paint the other nine too? I don't know.
IT COULD CHANGE MY LIFE COMPLETELY

Oh God. I ate too many waffles for dinner.
Yes, I eat waffles for dinner.